I had my first horrific experience with Toddler poop tonight. WHile Matthew was finishing his dinner, he was grunting and making his typical poop face. I let him finish his dinner and then picked him up to get changed. To my horror, the poop oozed out of his diaper and was all over the high chair and on his leg. I scooped him up to take him upstairs and poop got all over my shirt and arms. I am silently freaking out. I get him up stairs and strip him and myself. His onesie is all poop, my shirt is all poop, and now his changing table is all poop. I take the diaper off and it was total grossness. I decided that we both needed a bath. So in the shower we went, then Matthew got a bath. Afterwards, I put Matt in his jammies and we went downstairs to tackle the high chair poop. Matthew then decides to rip his diaper off! Back up we go to get diaper #2..then back to tackle the poop. I cleaned it up with paper towels, then took the high chair out in the thunderstorm to high pressure it down. The whole time Matthew is watching from the back door whining to come out. Needless to say, it was an interesting night. The high chair is still outside waiting to be washed in the morning, but at least all the poop is off.
Moral of story: We gotta lay off the blueberries :)
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Ah, yes! Blueberries! Almost as effective as grape juice!
Ah youy have to tell the poopy swimming story, hahaha. That was too funny.
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